Stephen King (via feellng) —
never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
You die, I die too.
*watches the x files at 3 in the morning* aliens are real
I loved how he took the full sun on his face and blocked it from her / or she positioned herself so he’s blocking it, but either way, he’s cute.
I wonder what Vincent Van Gogh would think of my bedroom
[[STARRY NIGHT INTENSIFIES]]
make me choose:
↳ anonymous asked: dana scully or
bedelia du maurier?
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”